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Remember October 28, 2010? On the day of this upload, global airwaves were saturated with FAR*EAST_MOVEMENT_FEATURING_CATARACS_&_DEV_-_LIKE_A_G6.MP3.
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Video Analytics & Performance Report | ID: 8dcc29271047
Content Profile
Dieter Freaks After Drinking Four Loko is a 2m 54s Entertainment video published by Rover's Morning Glory on October 28, 2010. Classified as a General Media, the upload has accumulated 0 views and 804 likes to date.
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System Verdict: Pass. This video is authenticated as a genuine media asset. Metrics validate its placement in the Entertainment indexing category.
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DATA_NODE: Rover's Morning Glory
PUBLISHED2010-10-28
DURATION2m 54s
VIEWS0
ENGAGEMENT970 units
Dieter freaks out after drinking two cans of Four Loko and being told he can't have a third.
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