I hate cars.
Where do I start?
I was trapped within a box
No more than fifteen feet across
In the front he sat. What was he doing?
Gushing, spurting, spouting, spewing—
Just words that I know I’ve heard.
“Just words” make me clench my fists
They greatly assist
Those carvings in my wrists
I should not think about that.
Pardon, my thoughts are too fast.
There in that box I sat
With my dad. He said that—
I don’t remember what he said.
But I do remember that coffin of a bed
And agonies of desolation in my head
And every inch of sanity shred
Of what he said.
It was concerning academics, I believe.
But he can’t see.
Not the difficulty
I see I touch I feel I breathe
Of violently plaguing my own brain free
From clouds of smoke and trying to be
What they want me to be
Do you see?
She never did.
His words escaped his lips like puffs of smoke.
And although my mind was somewhere remote
Constant thoughts linger in this box
And one by one they were caught
On the pan of my brain and from there
I went insane.
My head, crashing
Banging, slamming, bashing.
Her vehement tongue and deadly poise
Had yet to feast on what was destroyed
Before what she could even start
Aimed at a jaded heart.
I hate cars.
And as he drabbled on
My weary mind began to slow.
My head was hung low
Slung up against the window
As I waited to return home.
This site provides links to random videos hosted at YouTube, with the emphasis on random.
The original idea for this site actually stemmed from another idea to provide a way of benchmarking the popularity of a video against the general population of YouTube videos. There are probably sites that do this by now, but there wasn’t when we started out. Anyway, in order to figure out how popular any one video is, you need a pretty large sample of videos to rank it against. The challenge is that the sample needs to be very random in order to properly rank a video and YouTube doesn’t appear to provide a way to obtain large numbers of random video IDs.
Even if you search on YouTube for a random string, the set of results that will be returned will still be based on popularity, so if you’re using this approach to build up your sample, you’re already in trouble. It turns out there is a multitude of ways in which the YouTube search function makes it very difficult to retrieve truly random results.
So how can we provide truly random links to YouTube videos? It turns out that the YouTube programming interface (API) provides additional functions that allow the discovery of videos which, with the right approach, are much more random. Using a number of tricks, combined some subtle manipulation of the space-time fabric, we have managed to create a process that yields something very close to 100% random links to YouTube videos.
YouTube is an American video-sharing website headquartered in San Bruno, California. YouTube allows users to upload, view, rate, share, add to playlists, report, comment on videos, and subscribe to other users. It offers a wide variety of user-generated and corporate media videos. Available content includes video clips, TV show clips, music videos, short and documentary films, audio recordings, movie trailers, live streams, and other content such as video blogging, short original videos, and educational videos. Most content on YouTube is uploaded by individuals, but media corporations including CBS, the BBC, Vevo, and Hulu offer some of their material via YouTube as part of the YouTube partnership program. Unregistered users can only watch videos on the site, while registered users are permitted to upload an unlimited number of videos and add comments to videos. Videos deemed potentially inappropriate are available only to registered users affirming themselves to be at least 18 years old.
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YouTube has faced criticism over aspects of its operations, including its handling of copyrighted content contained within uploaded videos, its recommendation algorithms perpetuating videos that promote conspiracy theories and falsehoods, hosting videos ostensibly targeting children but containing violent and/or sexually suggestive content involving popular characters, videos of minors attracting pedophilic activities in their comment sections, and fluctuating policies on the types of content that is eligible to be monetized with advertising.